NANCY PELOSI INCLUDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside a parallel universe in which political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with enjoyment and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning methods, identified herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. Everything commenced innocently enough, having a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but tiny d